About the Webmaster

Hello! I am Toadsbey (pronounced like "Tobey" but with "Toads" in it), your local warlock who sometimes turns into a toad thanks to a morally gray magical experiment. Luckily, I'm still able to hop across the keyboard to bring you this peek into my strange little cabin.

Now, I know being a warlock has a bit of a stigma around it, but I assure you, this was not out of a search for power. I kind of just stumbled into a pact while browsing the forbidden section of my local library. Happens to the best of us (please read up on your Spirit Etiquette).

I am nonbinary and I use they/them pronouns Zodiac: Cancer I'm an INFP Neurodivergent

Quick Facts

  • NAME: Toadsbey
  • PRONOUNS: they/he/she
  • AGE: 21 (very old for a toad)
  • HOBBIES: drawing, writing, and now coding


  • SHOWS: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Boulet Brothers' Dragula, Community, Fantasy High (Dimension 20), Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware (I think that counts?)
  • PODCASTS: Spirits, Where Do We Begin, Meddling Adults, Neoscum, COUNTER/Weight (Friends at the Table)

Why Am I Here? (like, on Neocities)

I was initially drawn in by the early web aesthetic, but then I actually started surfing around personal sites and reading the content people were putting out, and the vibes were just... immaculate. People are so dang creative on here! I love how this wave of personal sites is making public self-expression so accessible!

Some of my favorite things to see are people's shrines and fanpages. They're basically miniature museums, and anyone can curate them! It makes me so happy to see people doing stuff like that. Finding another cool page genuinely feels like stumbling upon some kind of treasure. If you're new to this corner of the internet, I recommend checking out my links page and just clicking all over the place!

In the spirit of what I love about personal sites, I'm treating this as a museum/collage of sorts. (A museum of collages? A collage of museums?) An art project, for sure. I'm going to make a few shrines/fanpages of my own, as well as post some poetry and maybe some other writing. I hope you have fun exploring!

Quiz Results

I'm a Common Toad!
Which Minecraft Mob Are You?
Your rainbow is shaded green.


What is says about you: You are an intelligent person. You feel strong ties to nature and your mood changes with its cycles. Those around you admire your fresh outlook and vitality.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

This weird internet quiz said I'm British!
You are a Night Fairy


I got Loafed! I got Mega Loafed!

(These ones are fake but I like them)

I was held captive by space aliens when I made this page. Kool-Aid Kool Site Carpal Tunnel Site of the Week This site is Poppin' Fresh! I handled the Neutron Style This website has won the fergal the stray cat award for reasons unknown